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Greetings!

Many of you know me, (some of you might wish you didn't) but I am here because I wish to inquire about joining this fine guild! I have many old friends here and I am hoping I might join them.

About me: I am 4ft 1.5 inches TALL, and a rather sexy (if I do say so myself) Gnome Mage of the 32nd level with a very hard to resist, sexy bald head. I am working very hard on my engineering and mining skills as well as leveling up as fast as possible. I have recently returned to WoW having played on and off since beta. I do know that I can't offer any help right now in the way of raiding, but since I'm such a dead sexah Gnome - that alone should mean something!

Thank you for your consideration!

Zedic

Good to see you post this. If only you weren't a gnome...

We have a short list of people going up against teh Wall!

*scribbles more names*

It's just jealousy. All the non-gnomes only wish they could be gnomes.

It's the price we must pay for being so amazing.

*polishes Z's head*

Voca wrote:*polishes Z's head*

"I'll be in my bunk" incoming from Bae in 3.. 2.. 1..

Voca wrote:*polishes Z's head*

Shame on you! Don't you know that Z is married? Don't make me tell alli.

We've already discussed that this bald gnome is nothing more then Z-3.


P.S. Hi you smelly gnome

~Z-2

But that makes me FAST AND SEXAAAAY! I will zeeeeppp past you and gnaw on yer ankles!

Eremius wrote:

Voca wrote:*polishes Z's head*

"I'll be in my bunk" incoming from Bae in 3.. 2.. 1..

I'll be in my...well you know the rest

Ewww, the visuals, they burn!!!

I approve of the gnome choice.

Hiya Zedd! I haven't been online much the past couple of weeks due to work and home life being unusually hectic, but I should be back in game soon and look foward to seeing ya.

Always great to have a Graffite onboard.

Hey Sanlear!

And Thank You Beli, but I see that you support EEEEBIL GOBLIN engineering! Once you go gnome, ya won't wanna go home~

Also, I'm nearly 36 now, coming to an ankle near you soooonnn!!

Zedd wrote: Once you go gnome, ya won't be welcome at home

Fixed

Sinner! THALL SHALT NOT CHANGE THE HOLY GNOMISH WOORDSSsssssssSSSsss!!!

*scribbles MORE names*

*looks for a good sized wall*

I'll give you gnomes this much, you do have the funniest dance to watch. My fellow night elves, on the other hand, have to hang our heads in shame when we dance.

Sanlear wrote:My fellow night elves, on the other hand, have to hang our heads in shame when we dance.

How's that different from everything else you do?

Eremius wrote: How's that different from everything else you do?

Could be worse. At least we're not orcs.

Sanlear wrote:

Eremius wrote: How's that different from everything else you do?

Could be worse. At least we're not orcs.

You wish your metrosexual pansy ass was that hard