Beer of the Month

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Clouseau
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Beer of the Month

Post by Clouseau » 13 Dec 2009 07:30 pm

Vimes walked into the Stormwind Post Office hoping the shipment had finally arrived. As he walked towards the counter he called out, 'Wha' do ya got for me, Jimmy?' The old clerk look up and smiled, but said nothing, as he reached down and handed over a box marked FRAGILE. He quietly said, 'You know fragile means breakable and isn't some fancy elf word for high quality, right?' 'Just give me the box, Jimmy', Vimes growled. He ripped open the top and broke into a huge grin as he peered into the box. He pulled out a large bottle which was oddly cold, but had no label. 'Been waiting for this, those dwarfs know how to brew a damn good bottle of brew, and I am damn thirsty so I am drinking it here.' The clerk just waved his hand and went back to work.

The cork popped out with a satisfying snap, and a heavy hop aroma wafted out. Vimes lifted the bottle to his lips and drank deeply, feeling the brew's cold as it ran down his throat to his stomach. Suddenly everything went gray, and for a second he thought he was blind, but he also felt a very odd sensation throughout his entire body. When his eyes finally cleared up he noticed that the counter, which had been at waist level just a few seconds before, was level with his eyes. 'WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?!", he roared. The clerk looked at him, then glanced around the room. 'Mr. Vimes?', he asked. All Vimes did was shake his head and chuckle, exclaiming in a quiet voice, 'Ringo finally did it somehow, he got the dwarves to brew a beer potion to somehow transform me into a dwarf. Ah well, it could be worse,, I could have been turned into an elf.'

Thus is the story of how Travis Vimes got his dwarf mojo. (See below)



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Re: Beer of the Month

Post by kronosx » 14 Dec 2009 07:01 am

Wow! I didn't think I'd see it happen. Nice work.
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Re: Beer of the Month

Post by Ringo Flinthammer » 14 Dec 2009 10:35 am

They need to add this to the Brew of the Month Club so EVERYONE can enjoy this one.

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Re: Beer of the Month

Post by ukator » 15 Dec 2009 09:54 am

Very nice!

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Re: Beer of the Month

Post by Sanlear » 18 Dec 2009 04:32 am

Dwarves seem to be breeding like rabbits lately! :)
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Re: Beer of the Month

Post by Eremius » 22 Dec 2009 06:39 pm

It's just unfortunate that elves couldn't start breeding like pandas.

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