Posted: 08 Dec 2008 06:18 am
Hail, friend of fuzzy li'l squirrels everywhere!
Keeping our powder dry since November 23, 2004
We should call the sequel Tales from Ironforge 2: Ringo hugs a puppy!Ringo Flinthammer wrote:You'll want to be online tonight, or maybe tomorrow, for the sequel.
Sanlear wrote:Ringo asked me today to take a look at his armory page, and I'm sad to report seeing the vile Hemet Nesingwary achievements. Ringo has fallen off the wagon.
Heh. It's one thing to hunt for food, but we druids must object when hunters are slaughtering innoncent animals for sport, or collecting 40 hooves for yet another gun. The madness must end!goomba_boy wrote:He actually went looking for you before he revealed himself in all of his gore-stained glory. As I was the only druid on, and reserve my love for animals in highly specialized ways, I didn't give him the same horrified satisfaction that you would have.
I'd strongly recommend spending more time in cat form - that'll cure you of that regrettable anti-carnivore streak you seem to have been developing.
That's the crazy talking! Don't worry, we at DEHTA are working hard at having the DRA (Dwarven Rifle Association) disbanded.Ringo Flinthammer wrote:"Yet another ..." YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY GUNS!
A ranger is merely a hunter with the proper respect for nature. Do not worry, my friend. We'll make a ranger out of you yet!Ringo Flinthammer wrote:We call those people rangers.
It'll be a challenge, no doubt. It's a daunting task to housebreak a dwarf. But I have faith in Ringo.Clouseau wrote:A dwarven ranger? That is unnatural, and a bit dirty.
Sanlear wrote:Dare to reach for those stars!!
Say, that does sound rather tempting....uh, wait a minute! You must have been sent by the demon Nesingwary to tempt me!! Back, agent of evil!! Back, I say!! THE POWER OF BAMBI COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF BAMBI COMPELS YOU!!goomba_boy wrote:Of course always keeping in mind that you'll never reach any of them. Not nearly enough caloric density in the weeds you've been grazing in to get your arm / paw much above your head.
Give that some thought the next time you're smiling beneficially down on some cute furry little ball of pure deliciousness.
Just one bite. You know you want to. Come join us back at the top of the food chain where we belong.
Sanlear wrote:Say, that does sound rather tempting....uh, wait a minute! You must have been sent by the demon Nesingwary to tempt me!! Back, agent of evil!! Back, I say!! THE POWER OF BAMBI COMPELS YOU!! THE POWER OF BAMBI COMPELS YOU!!